If at first you don’t succeed..
..STAY THE HELL DOWN.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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The awkward moment when you find out the janitor is Captain America..
people call her crazy, but that just means dedicated to others
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How I exit awkward situations
Priceonomics Blog: Diamonds Are Bullshit
“Yeah, they say three years’ salary.”
Michael Scott, The Office
American males enter adulthood through a peculiar rite of passage - they spend most of their savings on a shiny piece of rock. They could invest the money in assets that will compound over time and someday provide a…
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